Sometimes if you take a boner pill you could end up having an unforgiving erection that won't go away which is called a Hardiacarrest. This can lead to you knocking over nicknacks, scaring little kids or poking someone in the eye. Because of this, men who are experiencing a Hardiacarrest should call or go to a doctor as soon as possible if this should occur.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”