The opposite of a Softboy but also different from a fuckboy. The Hardboy doesn't appeal to her emotions or gives mixed signals/sleeps around with different women. Instead, The Hardboy is much more straight forward, he guns for only one girl at a time but actually cares about her and may even commit to a relationship. Everything about him is Hard from playing hard to get, Hard Looks, hard swearing, to always having a hard on for you, he is the epitome of Hard. The only downfall is that he may constantly have a boner because he likes your butt too much, and make walking around with him difficult since he has to hide his hard on all the time.

the act of texting people while you are pooping

A hard boy is like those guys who would murder you with one look. Take your moms advice and keep your heart in one piece or if you like being played or alone in bed crying you go get them hard boys, its usually a Justin, Roi, Brad, or a Zakk but they are loyal and hooot go get sooome