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Desciribes the hardness or fortitude of an object or person(makes you wonder who's tits they're feeling).
by megaman and bass November 14, 2007
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A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
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Describes the strength, fortitude, or solidity of an object.
Goddamn it, these fish sticks are hard as tits.
by Ben doooooood November 19, 2007
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When something is so incredibly rock hard that there is no other way to express it.

Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.
DAMMIT, these fish sticks are as HARD AS TITS!!!!!!
by MissMikkyy November 12, 2011
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