"Emily the morning after a night out is a hard no."
"That guy over there is a hard no."
"The way Kaela dances is a hard no."
"Pouring an entire bottle of Zelko vodka on someone's head is a hard no."
"That outfit looks like shit- it's a hard no."

"Last party we went to had a bunch of bitch-beers and no hard A."

damn that nigga is hard

You have a hard

Oh motherfucker!!!

Long Dong Silver could never get a real hard on, because his penis was so long.

Life is hard.

Kiersten : Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!
Chad : Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!
Kiersten : I do love kissing you Chad and it makes you get A Hard On would you like a blowjob?
Chad : Yes Please!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : You know this reminds me of the other day when me and Jim were kissing we got Hard On's and took turns sucking each other's dicks!
Kiersten : Reallly I just gave you an amazing blowjob and your going to talk about your gay experience with Jim.
Chad : I'm not gay I'm bicurious!
Kiersten : Well sounds like your gay to me!
Chad : I gotta go Jim want's me to take A shower with him!
Kiersten : GAY!
Chad: Bicurious!