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When a male fucks an individual up the butt with a dildo. Regardless of that individuals sexual orientation.
My girlfrirnd was so drunk she wanted nothing but a Hard Tommy.

I'll never Hard Tommy again, didn't shit right for a week.
by Rammy82 April 01, 2021
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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When a male voluntarily takes a dildo up his butt. Could be inflicted by himself or a person of another party.
My boyfriend was so drunk last last, he wanted nothing but a hard Tommy.

I'll never try Hard Tommy again, didn't shit right for a week.
by Rammy82 April 01, 2021
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