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Someone who is attracted to things that are naturally solid or firm.
I.E: Rocks, Snails Shells, Metal, and Most wood types, etc.
Note: Private parts (Penis) and nipples don't count because they are not naturally solid/firm
I.E: Rocks, Snails Shells, Metal, and Most wood types, etc.
Note: Private parts (Penis) and nipples don't count because they are not naturally solid/firm
Ninja (That fortnite guy): I wanna stick that rock up my ass
JackSepticEye: I support Hard Sexuals / Hard Sexual
JackSepticEye: I support Hard Sexuals / Hard Sexual
by That guy who made hard sexuals November 12, 2018
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005