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A Hard Cock is something that is inserted into a tight vagina (preferably) and is rammed inside and out of this lovely work of nature. If its hard go get blown ;)
Suzziiieee sucked my hard cock this morning Bill.

head dick sex Suzie
by MilkyyyYum January 15, 2011
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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Persons that go hard for the life of the party, whilst all others fizzle out with their soft little cocks.
Frosty asks, "Whats that noise? Is that Thunder?"

No its just some hardcocks jumping on the roof.
by hawksbury 2006 December 11, 2006
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A hard cock is when your ripped and your cock is strong if your very ripped like the hulk your cock would start bleeding because it's so hard.
John had a very hard cock
by Ican2 August 17, 2021
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