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(n). A four-time TF2 ESEA LAN Champion (at the time of this writing) who is widely regarded as both one of the best roamers and best medics of all time, being one of the few Invite players to have won LANs with different class mains. Known for his unorthodox and creative plays, as well as his moderately hilarious failures.

(v). Surprisingly, the verb form of Harbleu is to take a significant other on a romantic dinner and only reach first base that night.

Disappointing, I know.
1. "Watch the video below you unobservant fucks."

2. "I Harbleu'd Jessica so hard last night, I might actually have sex by the time I'm forty."
by Who, I ask? December 08, 2013
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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