Urban Dictionary: Haps

What idiots say when they can't spell "Happy Birthday"

"Haps fams"

aka: I'm a fucking idiot

by HowToSmart101 July 06, 2020

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Hairy Ass Pussy

"I'm warning you penny had an HAP, that hairy ass pussy was gross as fuck"

by Alf H October 19, 2020

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Hoe ah please 😒

Dad: kim clean the kitchen!!!
Kim: Katie dad said clean the kitchen!!!
Katie: Hap😒😒😒

by Yummycoco July 07, 2019

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“Hard Ass Penis”

“It’s actually HAP not WAP”
“That Hard Ass Penis make that pussy go to sleep”

by STUPIDSOSS.COM October 04, 2020

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Lying down and holding hands. They hap.

by SkyborneScout October 09, 2020

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Hispanic American Princess

Look at her, she gets everything she wants. What a fucking HAP

by hispanic princess March 13, 2018

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Herobrine attracted person.

I'm a HAP i want to have gay sex with Herobrine right this instant.

by Kester999 April 04, 2021

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