What's going on? Or What are we doing today?
Dick>>Yo Jane -- what's the haps on the craps?

Jane>> Not a whole lotta - going to go to the mac-deez for some grub tonight.
by graphxman July 14, 2006
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An alteration of the phrase, "what's happening?"

Its earliest usage dates back to 1992 when Ice Cube (best known for his lead acting role in "Are We Done Yet?") inquired eloquently about the occurrence of a game of craps.
Tre: Whats the haps?
IC: I don't know, but today seems kinda odd
Tre: Do please elaborate while I listen to Footsteps In The Dark by The Isley Brothers
by Goodyear Blimp October 06, 2011
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Makes me happy!
Sitting on the back porch watching my wife talk to our son trying to figure out the definition of “gives me the haps”, gives me the haps.
by Walgon September 21, 2018
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.. I had a friend in high school who would say this .. short for "What's happening?" .. saves one syllable and creates a noun .. actually it's use goes back to Shakespeare .. Hamlet at Ham IV.iii.70 "Howe'er my haps, my joys were ne'er begun."
Hey Man .. what's the haps?
by KarlLober January 26, 2018
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when a panacake feels horny towards a peice of bacon usually ending in greasy pancakes
#1oo look my foods having super fat hap sac

#2 look at the bacon and pancake having super fat hap sac
by ads March 11, 2005
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When you wish someone called Henry baller happy birthday you say haps Henry baller
by Henry baller June 27, 2019
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