A rather disturbing trend in Britain today. It involves being happy slapped by someone who has the clap, and who has recently rubbed their fishy bits with their hand.
Pete: "Cor blimey Jimmy, why ave you got a face like a dogs arse?"
Jimmy: "I just got happy clapped by a transvestite, I'm still in shock"
Pete: "Jesus, this happy clapping is getting out of control"
Jimmy: "I just got happy clapped by a transvestite, I'm still in shock"
Pete: "Jesus, this happy clapping is getting out of control"
by Roob40 May 30, 2008
when a male thrusts forward so quickly, his dick and balls slap against his stomache, causing a "clapping" sound
by chandramukhi January 22, 2008
by Philip March 24, 2005