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Happenis (pronounced Happiness) is the erection of a penis. Men are typically not held accountable for their actions as this condition usually leads them into relationships that otherwise they would avoid.
β€œWhat is happenis? I have a hard on… then yes - this must be love”.
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May 22 Word of the Day
A moment that is generally agreed to have had a significant influence on pop culture and everyday life. While the term was coined by Rose McGowan in context of the #MeToo movement, and is mostly associated with the K-pop community, the phenomenon is universal and a basic component of how culture works.

Real world events such as social/political movements, the election of a new U.S. President, major catastrophes and disasters, as well as entertainment such as movies, music and TV, can all function as cultural resets. Notable cultural resets in relatively recent memory include:

* The Beatles appearing on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964
* The Watergate scandal of 1974
* The release of Nevermind by Nirvana in 1991
* The September 11, 2001 attacks
* The election and inauguration of Barack Obama in 2009
* The COVID-19 pandemic
"The Nineties politically started with the fall of the Berlin Wall on November 9, 1989 and the Soviet Union dissolving on December 26, 1991, and ended with both the 2000 Presidential election which saw the victory of George W. Bush and the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 which left people so stupefied that it functioned as something of a cultural reset button." - TV Tropes' article on the 1990s
by Spike from Degrassi February 09, 2021
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It means that you are happy by dick.
My mom: You know what this dick fills me with? HAPPENIS.
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by *Jorge* September 17, 2020
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A clothing company based in Orlando, Florida, that uses an erect Penis as its logo.
Wow, sweet shirt! Did that come from Happenis?
Yep.
by CelticsFan69 August 14, 2008
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The inner meaning of the word happiness
β€œDude I’m so full of happiness right now!”

β€œDude you mean your full of Happenis!!!”
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by Happenises October 12, 2019
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To make a smile shape with one's penis on another's face.
As Justin slept after a solid rogering, Shaun placed his flaccid penis on Justin's mouth and made the shape of a smile. He took a photo of this to show Justin the HapPenis when we awoke.
by Antrobus June 03, 2016
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When you have a very happy penis.
β€œwhat happened to my penis, it was so happy. Im no longer experiencing happenis."
by Verlaine Stain June 27, 2014
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