First said by Ryan Lawrence known for being a terrible fantasy baseball manager who values talents such as John Buck and Yovani Gallardo who are both terrible players. The word has no real meaning and is used whenever you want
Ryan mispronouncing a word is not a happenance

If it happens more than once its not a happenance

Ryan: please suck my balls because I like men... happenance
by GayJorge March 25, 2013
Get a Happenance mug for your buddy Vivek.
/ˈhæpən/ Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn
–verb (used without object)

to ejaculate; to cum;jizz.
Casually:
Jordan: "I was taking a stroll in the park when I happened upon this girl."
Chris: "You win."

In exclamation:
Tyler: "That just happened!"
by Brahmastra October 19, 2009
Get a happen mug for your sister-in-law Riley.
It's a more socially acceptable version of "shit happens".
It can be used to:
1)express condolences for someone's situation without offering any apologetic words.
2)respond to a future problems that shows a sense of sadness/aggression towards it, but in a way without trying to complain
3)to shrug off a one's own, or someone else's, minor annoyance
4)substitute for an actual response, while still continuing the conversation
1)"My girlfriend just broke up with me"
It happens.
2)"I'm not looking forward to this physics test tomorrow"
It happens.
3)"I think the cafeteria is out of milk. (Ehh, it happens)"
It happens.
4)"Sounds like you've had a long day"
Yeah, it happens.
by Nosyria March 23, 2013
Get a It happens mug for your dad Bob.
1. an event, band, person or anything that is not cool, interesting, or attractive. usually used to give a negative recommendation about something
Man, that girl is not happening. She should put on some more clothes.
by K.D. Freedman February 09, 2009
Get a not happening mug for your bunkmate Manley.
a phrase said after u do something stupid or something happens to you. usually used by one of your friends made popular by tom marchin
Garrett stepped in a big pile of dog shit and said fuck, so tom said "it happens"
by goochofficer October 16, 2004
Get a it happens mug for your cat Manley.
The worst film ever made, written directed by lame arse director M. Night Shaylaman. The idea isn't that bad but the ending explained nothing and looked as if it had been finished in 10 minutes in the pub on the last day of filming.
"The Happening is probably the worst film ever made"

George Lucas
by sooner_gooner August 21, 2009
Get the The Happening neck gaiter and mug.