First said by Ryan Lawrence known for being a terrible fantasy baseball manager who values talents such as John Buck and Yovani Gallardo who are both terrible players. The word has no real meaning and is used whenever you want
Ryan mispronouncing a word is not a happenance
If it happens more than once its not a happenance
Ryan: please suck my balls because I like men... happenance
If it happens more than once its not a happenance
Ryan: please suck my balls because I like men... happenance
by GayJorge March 25, 2013
Casually:
Jordan: "I was taking a stroll in the park when I happened upon this girl."
Chris: "You win."
In exclamation:
Tyler: "That just happened!"
Jordan: "I was taking a stroll in the park when I happened upon this girl."
Chris: "You win."
In exclamation:
Tyler: "That just happened!"
by Brahmastra October 19, 2009
It's a more socially acceptable version of "shit happens".
It can be used to:
1)express condolences for someone's situation without offering any apologetic words.
2)respond to a future problems that shows a sense of sadness/aggression towards it, but in a way without trying to complain
3)to shrug off a one's own, or someone else's, minor annoyance
4)substitute for an actual response, while still continuing the conversation
It can be used to:
1)express condolences for someone's situation without offering any apologetic words.
2)respond to a future problems that shows a sense of sadness/aggression towards it, but in a way without trying to complain
3)to shrug off a one's own, or someone else's, minor annoyance
4)substitute for an actual response, while still continuing the conversation
1)"My girlfriend just broke up with me"
It happens.
2)"I'm not looking forward to this physics test tomorrow"
It happens.
3)"I think the cafeteria is out of milk. (Ehh, it happens)"
It happens.
4)"Sounds like you've had a long day"
Yeah, it happens.
It happens.
2)"I'm not looking forward to this physics test tomorrow"
It happens.
3)"I think the cafeteria is out of milk. (Ehh, it happens)"
It happens.
4)"Sounds like you've had a long day"
Yeah, it happens.
by Nosyria March 23, 2013
by JdogTwodolla November 22, 2010
1. an event, band, person or anything that is not cool, interesting, or attractive. usually used to give a negative recommendation about something
by K.D. Freedman February 09, 2009
a phrase said after u do something stupid or something happens to you. usually used by one of your friends made popular by tom marchin
by goochofficer October 16, 2004
The worst film ever made, written directed by lame arse director M. Night Shaylaman. The idea isn't that bad but the ending explained nothing and looked as if it had been finished in 10 minutes in the pub on the last day of filming.
by sooner_gooner August 21, 2009