Urban Dictionary: Hanus

- "I'm so hungry, I'd like to eat some hanus."
- "I got you covered, bro."

by jacques626 January 17, 2020

when something is just so wrong or is just retarted

man, whay is he wearin' that hanus gear..

Hanus, short for H-Anus meaning Hairy Anus. A hanus is a hairy anus. Someone who is hanus is being, or resembling a hairy anus.

Damn, that's Hanus!

Wow, you're a friggin' Hanus.

by Zack September 02, 2003

A Hanus is Hashies Anus.

I wish I could finger some Hanus right about now!

by Sover September 02, 2004

hanu got caught in 8k Ultra HD 120fps IMAX watching porn by his homies hansa lankykoon and simson fohead.

1: Ayo did u hear about hanu?
2: yeah he got caught in 8k Ultra HD 120fps IMAX watching Luna Okko porn
1: he lasted 1 minute no cap

by head ah boy December 19, 2020

Morons tend to not only misspell the word heinous as 'hanus', but lso tend to misuse it as well.

by socawkpeng January 22, 2010

hardcore nasty. More nasty than haggard.

why is he wearing that hanus gear???

by colin June 14, 2003