To be the sexiest motherfucker alive, above the age of 40. You must smoke, occasionaly, and generally drive the ladies wild. You laugh like a badger, but it only drives the ladies wild. You might be a gray panthers, but you're still hot. And you make the elevator truly uncomfortable.
AKA "Handsome Hantz."

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.