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The only perfect guy out there! He's totally loyal to the point where he's making Lisa love him even more!
Lisa: I'll always love you, Hanson!
Hanson: I just realized right now that I'm in love with you too, Lisa! Marry me, Lisa! *Presents Lisa with a ring*
Lisa: Of course I will, Hanson! *Passionately kisses Hanson*
Hanson: *Puts the ring on Lisa's ring finger and wraps both of his arms around Lisa securely*
Hanson: I just realized right now that I'm in love with you too, Lisa! Marry me, Lisa! *Presents Lisa with a ring*
Lisa: Of course I will, Hanson! *Passionately kisses Hanson*
Hanson: *Puts the ring on Lisa's ring finger and wraps both of his arms around Lisa securely*
by Lisa eternally ❤ Hanson 4ever! November 04, 2019
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A band that has broken from their record label and gone indie, but they still sell out shows across the United States. Yes, they did write mmmbop, but at an age when you could barely learn the words to a song, much less write your own. They are currently touring and writing music, and are about to come out with a documentary called "Strong Enough to Break", about their journey as a band and how they broke from their record label. They are fabulous musicians with hardcore fans. Why? Because they are amazing and continue to grow with each album. This band will be around for a long time.
"Hanson? They're still around?"
"Yeah and they're awesome - listen to their acoustic album, it's great."
...a few days later...
"I can't believe it. I like Hanson. I want to marry Issac. He's hot."
"Yeah and they're awesome - listen to their acoustic album, it's great."
...a few days later...
"I can't believe it. I like Hanson. I want to marry Issac. He's hot."
by Sunshine326 January 23, 2006
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The only "boyband" of the late 90s that was actually a "band" and consisted of "boys" Wrote all their own songs, played their own instruments, all that good stuff. Made 5th grade girls faint.
by 1069 January 30, 2006
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Extremely talented band consisting of three brothers. The albums consist 100% of their own music and their concerts are made of songs that are theirs and a couple that aren't. They are extremely well rounded musicians; playing countless instruments. They are highly underrated because of idiots who associate them with just their song Mmmbop (which, if you think about it is pretty impressive for people at that age to write), a song that they wrote and released when they were young. These people don't even give them an chance and immediately dismiss them.
They are extremely talented and should be given a fair chance.
They are extremely talented and should be given a fair chance.
by hansonrocks November 18, 2007
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Hanson is a word used to describe perfection. It derives of the band Hanson, which is no less than this. As a matter of fact, nothing will ever top Hanson. Ever.
by Trine October 03, 2007
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One of the most underated bands on the pop/rock scene. They have there own record label called 3 Car Garage, and write most all of their songs. Known for their past, including long hair and Mmmbop, they have been categorized as sissy pansies. They have released 8 studio albums.
by James A. C. November 14, 2005