One who sees fellow diners have wine remaining in each of their glasses and then buries the rest of the bottle into his glass—far beyond a proper pour!
We were enjoying a fine Cabernet when Craig grabbed the bottle and Hansonned the rest of the wine into his glass!
by MarciCaRoCo February 15, 2022
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When a child molester poses as a young child on the Internet and discoverers the child he has been talking to is in reality another child molester.
When john met up with a child from the Internet he was suprised to find a Friendly Hanson. The two became knew it was meant to be and they became best friends forever.
by DeathKnight760 July 17, 2015
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That dumb Asian bitchhhhh who taught spanish. She couldn't even speak it right.
Kid: *gets up to throw paper away*

Kerr hanson: "WRITE ME A NOTE."
by I hate Kerr hanson March 21, 2019
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The upmost of muscular men. In a league of their own, a Bench Hanson is an ultimate sigma male giga chad with a really long ding dong. He draws in infinite women with his playmaking skills. He is an all time athlete with the body of a greek god. He is also very active on New Year's eve.
Oh my goodness, is that Bench Hanson?!

Dude did you see Bench Hanson yesterday, he's so chiseled!
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022
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He is the most muscular of men. He has a very long ding dong and gets infinite women. He has ultimate rizz and is an all time athlete with the body of a greek. He is very active on New Year's Eve and he is very charismatic. All people should want a piece of him.
"Oh my goodness is that Bench Hanson, he's so chiseled"
"Holy Shit it's Bench Hanson"
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022
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