The most under rated man in metal music...The genius behind Helloween, Gamma Ray, Iron Savior and Gravedigger...some of the best power metal bands ever.

Any stupid joke that isn’t funny that the joker laughs at but no one else does because it was a stupid not funny joke

Hunter of the Pedobear.
Host of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator".
Defender of the lolis.

The host of Dateline NBC's, To Catch A Predator; a smug bastard.

If you see this man in a house that isn't yours, then you can pretty much count on yourself going to jail.

He will not believe that you just wanted to play video games.

the pimpinest brand ever
fuckin expensive but not preppy.
sponsors some kickass snowboarders like Nico Droz

The man that YOU will probably meet some day.
Just kidding, he's the man that I'm gonna meet someday in a 'supposedly' 13 year-old's kitchen.

He stars on Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator, which is partners with Perverted Justice, the group that does all the chatting to pedo's and lures them to houses.

One Of the greatest Metal vocalists to ever sing, voice capabilities go as high as a sound of a screeching tire which makes his songs sound interesting. Started out with being the vocalist and guitarist for Helloween, then went to Iron Savior and finally stayed in Gamma Ray. Guest Starred in in "Valhalla" by Blind Guardian and Tobias Sammet's Avantasia