by Nykwil October 07, 2007
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A television news anchor that hosts the show "To Catch A Predator" which focuses on tricking online predators to show up at a stake out where the predator thinks there is an underage boy/girl there to have sex with but in turn it's only Chris Hansen and the police.
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat over here and tell me what you are doing here running around naked chasing the cat with whipped cream in your hand?
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail
by Crystal K November 16, 2007
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Unit of measurement used to divide up a lunch bill when one or more of the people at the lunch are having a birthday.
Lunch will cost you 2 Hansen Units because it's not your birthday, but it will cost Bill 1 Hansen Unit because it is.
by GD jr May 17, 2012
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Prolific Norwegian crab fisherman on the Bearing Sea
His boat is the F/V Northwestern
one of several captains on the Discovery channel #1 hit show Deadliest Catch
He is known for the phrase "Shut Up and Fish"
His boat is the F/V Northwestern
one of several captains on the Discovery channel #1 hit show Deadliest Catch
He is known for the phrase "Shut Up and Fish"
by hockeyalchemist June 01, 2011
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by pelicaine September 07, 2009
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Getting ambushed or caught doing something untoward. Based on Chris Hansen , the star of To Catch A Predator who catches pedophiles as they try to find underaged trim.
by Renato P April 04, 2008
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Host of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator" series and all around badass. Utters famous lines like "Take a seat", and "That's not what you wrote on the transcript" to embarrass pedophiles on national TV.
It is often said that emperors would pay entire bounties of gold to have even an ounce of the charisma he has.
It is often said that emperors would pay entire bounties of gold to have even an ounce of the charisma he has.
by Seth Einus October 31, 2007
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