Hans Martin is always one of the smartest students in his class. He aims for a good paying job, and high levels of education. He may sometimes be socially awkward, and really strict and serious about most stuff, but that's just how he is. He's also usually really good at sports, and is capable of nutting 3 times a day, because his name is Hans Martin
Damn, you nutted three times today? You may as well be a Hans Martin
by SGVRTR? March 15, 2019
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Hans olai is always very short. He has no friends and he is no good norsk. He always under 1, 5 m 1,5m 1,5m
Look at this guy, he is like 150 cm high. He most be a hans olai
by Hans olai hater May 20, 2020
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Very short. Almost under 1 m. He has no friends. 1,5 m 1,5 m 1,5 m
This guy is like 1 m high. He must be Hans olai
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An old man that likes to do surgery on grapes. He is very cool and loves to have a night out with is Farming Simulator 15. It oftens ends up a success for Hans-Olle.
So you live in a farm?

Yes I'm a real Hans-Olle.
by swaginio November 27, 2018
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THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE 💕💕😁
Me: HAN SOLO IS SOOO FREAKING HOT
FRIEND: (looks at you werid) he’s SOOOO OLD
ME: SO WHAT!! I WISH HE WAS REAL

FRIEND: Why?
Me: SO I COULD MARRY HIM STUPID
by Fangirl4life❤️ December 28, 2017
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