When either a coworker, or someone at the bar tries to get at you, summing you up by using cut rate psychology tactics, learned from that one semester at JC.
Every time I see Chad, he starts telling me what my problems are. Save the Hannibal Lecture, man, I'm just trying to get by.
by michelote April 29, 2019
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when you shoot ropes of man milk over one's mouth in a fashion so that it resembles the mask worn by dr. hannibal lecter. a minimum of 3 "ropes" are required to be a true hannibal lecter, in keeping with the style of the traditional mask adorned by the aforementioned.
I gave her a few squirts and before she knew it, she was rockin the Hannibal Lecter. then i ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti..

Sgt. Spermalot: everything was going great but the way she was gobbling my dick up, i thought..
Major Cummage: Cannibal??
Sgt. Spermalot: needless to say i gave her the Hannibal Lecter treatment
by 123mcnasty March 28, 2009
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Colonel John Hannibal Smith, referred to generally as Hannibal, or Hannibal Smith is the leader of the black ops unit from the television series the A-team. Hannibal Smith's signature from the show were his omnipresent cigar and notable catchphrase: "I love it when a plan comes together." Hannibal was famous in the show for his brilliant plans which would solve the problems his team faced.
John Hannibal Smith is a bad-ass.
by A-team fan February 08, 2011
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Sexually perverted, sadistic, dark and sexually inappropriate humor
This definition of Hannibal Lecter humor refers to a type of humor that only Hannibal Lecter, the character from both the book and the movie The Silence of the Lambs, would find funny.
by sexydimma July 20, 2013
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When a fat older woman rubs Paprika on the genitals of a miserable old queen of a man. Often followed by demolishing his house with food from the refridgerator and/or causing a domestic dispute. Named for the small town that pioneered the practice, Hannibal, NY.
Billy got hauled off to jail after his ex gave him the Hannibal Hand Job.
by David VanDyke November 07, 2006
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