Hannes is that guy that lies about everything and thinks he gets away with it. He is also the type of guy to throw a chair down the stairs for no reason. He often speeks with a britsh accent and uses a uk slang in every sentance. He also has like 5 iq and wears glasses. He is also very skinny and small.
Hannes is hommi
by Cummeringo September 02, 2021
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He's the perfect guy smart and rides a bike🚴🏻.
She met a Hannes yesterday, better not lose him!
by Smart duuuud December 12, 2016
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A very smart and good-looking person who is always loyal and you can always trust him
Look at that hot guy over there definitely a Hannes
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Hannes is the most perfect being that was ever created in the universe. People who are lucky enough to get to meet someone named Hannes should mark this day as the best day that they ever had.
Hannes are in every way the most talented and skilled person and also the most handsome. If anyone should be lucky enough to be their girl/boyfriend they must have enormous luck.
Person 1: Dude did you saw this guy at the bar?
Person 2: This super handsome guy?
Person 1: Yeah, I bet his name was Hannes!
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Hannes is a big chinese with eyes like this -.- . He have a big asian dick and likes to fuck as many Girls as possible.
Wow look at Hannes! He have a big dick!
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