A very handsome and super intelligent person, They are one of the most loyal persons but allso the most mysterious. They are often strong and handsome.
he feels so... Hannes
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Hannes is a kind, well mannered Swede who is into lots of video games. He often says things out of context and loves a good meme!
Look! There’s somebody playing Tetris Ona gameboy! He must be Hannes
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A tall skinny guy, usually has a large nose. Can often be seen with white stains on his jeans. He originates from Denmark or Skane, south Sweden. He usually has long curly hair and a red tint to his face. He’s a shy guy but once you get to know him he’s the loudest in the room. He’s a really good singer who also likes to play the piano, even tough he’s not very good at it. He’s also a big nerd.
He’s often seen with a very rich dad who is originally is a pig farmer, that got very rich. A Hannes is overall a nice guy who can be annoying on occasion.

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-Look at that guy he’s got white stain all over his pants.

-Yeah, that’s a total Hannes.
by Maggen Kartin November 26, 2020
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A man with freaky looking nipples and looks like he's a gangster that belongs in the ghetto.
Yo check that Hannes's tattoos and that freaky nipples yo! He got me scared!
by USking January 01, 2013
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Pronounced 'Hann-us'

1. Hannes (Verb) - To rapidly and efficiently consume large amounts of spirits over an extended period of time in keeping with Scandinavian tradition.

2. Hannes (Noun) - A man who can Hannes consistently for days at a time without suffering from fatigue or death, often has military and medical training to help with endurance. Such a man is impossible to kill with chemical or biochemical weapons of any kind.
Person A: "He arrived at my house and managed to Hannes for the whole weekend!"

Person B: "Impressive... so we're out of scotch?"
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Hannes (verb) meaning:
1. Anal leakage.

2. A huge bowel movement stuck in your unus.
3. When laughing with diarrhea and you accidentally shit yourself.
4. Uncontrollably farting or having an urgency to have a shit when shocked, stressed or caught cheating.

Hannes a name for a male usually derived from Johannes. Usually a homosexual blue/green eyed sweaty bald guy.

The name of a guy with big hips and nipples like a women. The personification of player. A hannes is most likely always cheating, lying or hiding something.

A pathetic shit stain on the underwear of society. A psychopath, molester and sex addict that loves porn.
Guy1: Do you smell that? What is it.. Is that... Dude did you just hannes!??
Guy2: I'm sorry, but my girlfriend just texted me that she knows you and me got it on last night.

Dude1: Last night I caught Hannes boinking his own cousin
Dude2: That is so sick dude!
by CoolUSAdude May 22, 2013
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