by USking January 01, 2013
Pronounced 'Hann-us'
1. Hannes (Verb) - To rapidly and efficiently consume large amounts of spirits over an extended period of time in keeping with Scandinavian tradition.
2. Hannes (Noun) - A man who can Hannes consistently for days at a time without suffering from fatigue or death, often has military and medical training to help with endurance. Such a man is impossible to kill with chemical or biochemical weapons of any kind.
1. Hannes (Verb) - To rapidly and efficiently consume large amounts of spirits over an extended period of time in keeping with Scandinavian tradition.
2. Hannes (Noun) - A man who can Hannes consistently for days at a time without suffering from fatigue or death, often has military and medical training to help with endurance. Such a man is impossible to kill with chemical or biochemical weapons of any kind.
Person A: "He arrived at my house and managed to Hannes for the whole weekend!"
Person B: "Impressive... so we're out of scotch?"
Person B: "Impressive... so we're out of scotch?"
by Can you really wield a Bear? April 23, 2012
The sexiest and cutest man alive he will steal your girl in a single swoop he once had sex with all the laker girls at the same time he is greater than god himself when he put his headband on a universe was created he also slaughtered an army with the whip of his headband.
by Hanns Solo September 22, 2019
by ImVeryGae.com December 01, 2020
Hannes (verb) meaning:
1. Anal leakage.
2. A huge bowel movement stuck in your unus.
3. When laughing with diarrhea and you accidentally shit yourself.
4. Uncontrollably farting or having an urgency to have a shit when shocked, stressed or caught cheating.
Hannes a name for a male usually derived from Johannes. Usually a homosexual blue/green eyed sweaty bald guy.
The name of a guy with big hips and nipples like a women. The personification of player. A hannes is most likely always cheating, lying or hiding something.
A pathetic shit stain on the underwear of society. A psychopath, molester and sex addict that loves porn.
1. Anal leakage.
2. A huge bowel movement stuck in your unus.
3. When laughing with diarrhea and you accidentally shit yourself.
4. Uncontrollably farting or having an urgency to have a shit when shocked, stressed or caught cheating.
Hannes a name for a male usually derived from Johannes. Usually a homosexual blue/green eyed sweaty bald guy.
The name of a guy with big hips and nipples like a women. The personification of player. A hannes is most likely always cheating, lying or hiding something.
A pathetic shit stain on the underwear of society. A psychopath, molester and sex addict that loves porn.
Guy1: Do you smell that? What is it.. Is that... Dude did you just hannes!??
Guy2: I'm sorry, but my girlfriend just texted me that she knows you and me got it on last night.
Dude1: Last night I caught Hannes boinking his own cousin
Dude2: That is so sick dude!
Guy2: I'm sorry, but my girlfriend just texted me that she knows you and me got it on last night.
Dude1: Last night I caught Hannes boinking his own cousin
Dude2: That is so sick dude!
by CoolUSAdude May 22, 2013
Anybody with this name is an absolute beast that excels in anything that they do. There might also be a small chance that their mothers maiden name is solodovnikov. Aka solo. Aka Hann Solo.
by Hann solo September 09, 2019