A hanlon is the most sweetest person and the most humble person you could ever meet if you find one make sure to hold onto him for ever.
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by W615 April 30, 2021
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To be extremely intoxicated from a coworker encouraging you to drink increasing amounts of alcohol. See drunk, wasted, trashed.
I had to take a sick day because John got me hanloned last night.
by codeallday February 20, 2015
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Mike is a caring character who wants the best for everyone and is super sweet, he is apart of the losers club and is homeschooled on a farm, he cares about others before himself and is a overall amazing character that deserved the world
Person 1: I love mike hanlon

Person 2: who doesn’t
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Hanlon's Razor is a saying commonly summarized as "Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice". Named for "Robert Hanlon"--probably a corruption of the author Robert Heinlein. There are many variations, but the general idea is that same. Also known in British English as the "Cock-Up Theory".
Person 1: Dude, my stimulus check was $600 less than it should be. The government is trying to screw me!
Person 2: Hanlon's Razor, man. They probably had faulty information for you.
by YoungLibertarian August 07, 2008
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"Attribute not to malice what can be attributed to stupidity" or "cock-up before conspiracy"
-One of the most important lessons never taught in schools
"The driver just cut me off the prick!"
"Hanlon's Razor, my friend, Hanlon's Razor"
by jltdkllr July 26, 2011
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A Sydney Hanlon is a most intelligent creature, usually looks 5 years younger than actual age. Is obsessed with caffeine injected items, such as coffee and red bull. Approach with caution. Sneaks away to obscure places. Likes to spill stuff all over her. Also will one day murder everyone that has ever annoyed it with a plastic untensil. Wants to be president in the year 2028.
I saw a Sydney Hanlon the other day and it almost killed me with a plastic knife.
by loser coolbeans September 16, 2008
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