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Person who catches many fish, consumes in moderation, adorred by women, tells great stories of his adventures, one step ahead of johnny law and jealous husbands.
I wish I was alot more like Hank.
by Hank January 20, 2005
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A guy who can be a dick sometimes but is actually secretly sweet. He will be the cockiest guy around his guy friends but as soon as you and him are the only ones talking he will transform into the best guy ever. He makes a fantastic best friend and all the girls can't resist him. His alabaster skin and ginger hair make him unresistable. The greatest guy you will ever meet.
Girl #1: "That ginger over there is such an ass. I wonder if he's like that all the time."
Girl#2: "Who? Hank? He is the sweetest guy ever! You just got to warm up to him is all."
Girl#3: "Omg, I know. I thought he was so weird and now he's my bffl!"
Girl#2: "Oh well, got to go. See you next Tuesday!"
by tsuu December 01, 2013
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A slang term for Captain Morgan, whose full name was Henry Morgan, Hank is sometimes a nickname for Henry, best used when you are trying to be discrete about what you are drinking.
Without Slang:

" Hey man i got some Captain Morgan, you wanna drink tonight?"

"Dude what the fuck, my parents are in the other room!"

With Slang:

"Man I got me some Hank tonight so its gonna be hella fun"

"Boy, for real tonights gonna be jumping, I'm a be Hankin' all night"
by BSaari June 21, 2009
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Just a more obnoxious way to say "han." If you say it frequently or really at all you're probably some white cocky douchebag. It's meant to be said when you're 1.) excited or 2.) in place of saying "that's cool dude."
1.) Friend-"Yo Mike theres so many hot girls at the party tonight!"
Mike- "HANK."
2.) Dude #1"Yo dude I just got tickets to a lil b concert!"
Dude #2 "Hank."
by Ronnie Icy Chain January 05, 2014
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If you are hank then you feel well beyond hungry. Have you ever felt like being hungry just doesn’t sound extreme enough, like there should be another state that separates fakers from those in serious need of emergency nutrition? If you were hungry an hour ago you better get a sandwich because you are now ... HANK.
(UK)
subway employee "no cutting in line, sir"
you "no you dont understand its urgent"
subway employee "get to the back! we have hungry people here"
you "You dont understand, i'm HANK"
subway employee "go right ahead sir"
by ahizit March 14, 2006
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A guy that sleeps on the couch so often that he considers it his own room.
Did he stay here last night? Yeah, he even told the new roommate that he needed to clean the kitchen. He's such a HANK.
by SPOLLETT March 27, 2010
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