Urban Dictionary: Hanes

brand of underwear
also a company owned by Sara Lee

While Johnny always wears FTL boxer briefs, Billy always wears Hanes tighty-whities.

by francium June 05, 2006

A clothing brand that makes Underwear, Boxer's, T Shirt's, Bra's, Socks, & Panties.

Kiersten : Tonight I think I will wash my hair and take a hot bubble bath then slip on a pair of Hanes socks and just chill on the couch with Jake I can suck his dick while he rubs my pussy!
Chad : Oh God Kiersten in socks! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Steve : Oh God Jake's dick! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kaylee : KNOCK IT OFF PERVES!
Kiersten : It's ok Kaylee let the boy's perve on me!
Kaylee : Fine then show them your Hanes bra & panties!
Kiersten : Well Kaylee you may cover your pussy and mosquito bites with that crap but I wear Victoria Seceret's myself!
Chad : Oh God Kiersten in sexy underwear Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ahhhh! Oh crap I poped a nut!
Kaylee : Oh God So Gross!
Steve : So Kaylee how about you show us your sexy Hanes panties and training bra! (wink)
Kaylee : Get lost before I give you a fuckin wedgie!
Steve : Well thank god I wear depends!

by SlopNChop October 14, 2018

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hanee

hanee is someone pretty, amazing, gorgeous, adorable, beautiful, kindhearted, thoughtful, endearing, breathtaking, jaw dropping, and show stopping also known as an angel

look at her she's so hanee

by hanee luvr October 15, 2019

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Haned

A very handsome individual who seems to always find a way through situations. He is very unserious at times but can also be very trustworthy as a friend / peer.

What a Haned!
Don’t be a Haned!

by Jonathon Rayes November 05, 2018

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hanely

A true bad ass who likes to hide in boxes and rape kittens while shooting a flamethrower into the air... all at the same time.

You were a complete hanely last night.

by jim bullocks July 20, 2015

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Hane

Hane; a word meaning nasty or cringe, short for hanus.

Yo that kid Jordan is so hane!

by User690 March 07, 2020