Term used to describe a wet fart.
I had to leave work this afternoon because I had a hanes paint incident.
by Johnny Tats November 08, 2007
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An accomplished American bowhunter of the West who is a badass and a beast at what he does. He is Under Armour's longest sponsored athlete, and runs ultra marathons. He also hunts all sorts of animals and uses his skills in running in order to prepare him for the time he spends in the outdoors. Despite being a busy man, he also is a family man. He can be described as a down-to-earth person and he has a lot of humble-strength. Although he has been very successful, he does not let it get to his head. He is a hard worker and is always looking for ways to improve himself. He is well known for his inspirational quotes such as "Keep Hammering" and "Nobody Cares Work Harder". While people bash him on social media and throw shade on him for what he does as a hunter, he does not stoop to their level and he doesn't care what they have to say. He focuses on his goals and being a good person. If you ever get the chance to meet this man, I assure you that you won't be disappointed.
Nick: "Aye whose that guy who passed us on the trail today?"
Ben: "Bro! That was Cameron Hanes! I bet you he's preparing for an elk hunt soon!"
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A real jerk who is homo for his dad and has no friends and his mum is gay, his dad is les, his granny tranny, his grandpap a trap, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry non-binary, a ginger wanna be and is a short stack
That stupid dude is such a mike hanes
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a gay man;a homosexual; one that likes men who wear white briefs, in particular.
Why does everyone keep calling me a hanes-grazer?
by GayBart July 06, 2006
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The yunk-free doodlies hobbled on their hind masgurks. The turd wranglers were practicing their martial trouser dropping. As the sun rose, a bully came to his toes. A gunk poof and kobbled. The breastriary rumbled with life. All the minidurtquaffles hid from the heaving beast. The quacktoot wigglies all beefed in fear. Scampering munk lunkers filled the Youper floor. Loathing themselves to sleep. Stomp Stoump Sharrriiiiii! Heckled the Vinereal Imps.
Bone reflex, bite shorty’s dooks Appears Bone Hane the complisher. Bo Han! Abo Han! Gurtfliggities the Bone Hane. Qwerty creature of pompous deuce trousering steps forth. Qweef, Qweff! He howls
Bone Hane reaches for his bone. Bo Han! It glutes reaching for the shaft. A whirling smash to the Youper floor!
Stun Qwerty once shame on you. Qweff, Qweff! Stammers Qwetry Reaching for the bow of Annubis, he fires a Legolas.
Straight into the Schnozz of Bone Hane. A rumpus gurgle and tottering Philip. Abo Han! He grabs the shaft once more. A whiffling roundhouse to the peter for Qwerty.
Qweff, Qweff! It remps in pain. Stun Qwerty twice shame on Wu! Grasping the Almighty Dueceburg Salad He whips dressing of pure frothbogard into the pupil of Bone Hane.
Abo Han! Bone Hane had been boned Collapsing to the Youper floor. Qwerty immediately after dissent put his tail end in the air. Qweff, Qwaqwaqwaqwa Qweefeefffff!!!! He triumphs. He then looks to the Youper floor and what he sees is terwhilliger. A descendant baby born!
by Bone Hane June 12, 2010
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