Top definition
A week long, calculated hand job. A hand job 5/5 star rating in real life and on Yelp. A slightly aggressive hand job that ends with the giver exclaiming "Oh Yeah!" and the recipient splooging everywhere.
Jim: "So how was the weekend with the wife?"
Randy: "I'm still recovering. My wife gave me a Handy Savage and now I have to pee sitting down."
Randy: "I'm still recovering. My wife gave me a Handy Savage and now I have to pee sitting down."
by DJ_Smedium_Dick July 29, 2017
Jun 17 Word of the Day
Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
by DebSlave June 03, 2018
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Zack: Yo, B, what are your plans tonight?
Brendan: Idk, man, I worked hard today. Prolly give myself a nice handy savage and go to bed.
Brendan: Idk, man, I worked hard today. Prolly give myself a nice handy savage and go to bed.
by _bcom April 20, 2016