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A name given to a god damn hero. Handsome Jacks usually own ponies made of diamond called Butt Stallions.
He is such a Handsome Jack.
by SoulSlayer2015 March 01, 2017
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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One of the hottest guys you know (if you’re into cocky, narcissistic assholes) in Pandora. Usually owns a Diamond Pony named ‘Buttstallion’ and is full of riches. He’s also a total badass and makes it look good.
Rhys: Met a Guy last night. He was so tall and cute. Now he’s in my head. Literally. Couldn’t believe my eyes.
Sasha: Must be a Handsome Jack
Sasha: Must be a Handsome Jack
by HyperionMischief July 30, 2018
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Owner of Hyperion who also wears a mask over his deformed ass face, and has a sentient horse made of diamonds.
“Don’t be a handsome jack and be the owner of the machine that revives their enemies over and over again”- game theory, and my inaccurate memory
by Alwaystimeforajojo’sreference June 03, 2018
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Someone you can tell a mile off
Beautiful girlfriend/wife far far out of his league
Usually a monger
A propper half breed looking thing
Sometimes even makes a strong noise
And walks with a hunch and or limp
Beautiful girlfriend/wife far far out of his league
Usually a monger
A propper half breed looking thing
Sometimes even makes a strong noise
And walks with a hunch and or limp
by Strong hand John December 29, 2017