The ability to think about someone whilst having a wank.
"Be-jayzus look at caroline, she is very handoffable"
by that-guys February 07, 2013
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A sexual act in which one ejaculates into his own hand and throws the product into the face of his partner.
"My girlfriend really likes sports. She took the Handoff like a champion."
by The Great One January 28, 2005
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When one farts and then proceeds to "hand it off" from the source of the smell to the smellee. The only way to explain such an act is to think of baseball where you "catch" it from behind you and deliver it to the nose of the unsuspecting victim. (This was one of the hazards while growing up a Marine brat!)
1. Joe gave a handoff to Pat.
2. Welcome to the "catch and release program" where we're always giving back!
3. After the Dutch oven, she retaliated with a handoff.
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Hanging out with one girl and switching to another to avoid "approach anxiety".
Dude I was hanging with Claudia and it was going nowhere. Then, Katherine showed up! The perfect handoff.
by GSan2011 July 17, 2011
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Where a teenage girl gives birth in a taco mayo bathroom, after giving birth she busts out of the bathroom and pitches the newborn like a football to the cashier and runs out of the door
Hayley did the Texas handoff and is having her trial now
by Lokig November 05, 2018
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During the exchange between male and female. A willing female plants herself on all fours, while in the position of doggystyle. A male is giving a 110%, right before ejactulation, he will lovingly spit on the female's backside. Once finished the female will turnaround, and to her surprise recieves quick and abrupt shot to the eye with the special sauce.
Sally didn't see that fake handoff coming.
by L. Keen September 21, 2003
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This term is defined in several steps.
1. To flick the anal orifice until it winks at you to communicate that the procedure is "OK" with the female
2. Then proceed to engage in anal sex with the female
3. Afterwards proceed to turn around so that you are anus to anus with the female and defecate into the female's rectum
4. Lastly, proceed to mold the feces into the hole of the females rectum so that the exchange is clean.
Hey Lindsay me and Mike just finished our super burritos with extra hot sauce, I thought that we could watch Dave Matthews live and then take turns in giving you lebanese handoffs.
by mr beaster November 06, 2009
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