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when you clap that ass so hard they’re now in a wheelchair
After a late night night with Dr. Phil, I am now handiclapped.
by High_andGay December 07, 2019
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Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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When you’re so high, you become physically unable to do anything.
Hey, did you get my call last night?
Nah I couldn’t even move, I was handiclapped.
by doog_schloog July 05, 2019
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1. when a person is unable or incapable of clapping in a conventional way.

if someone has broken their wrist but is at a play and wishes to show their appreciation for the actors, they try to clap but it hurts their wrist. they are then deemed "handiclapped."

*often marked by a person clapping awkwardly or slowly, in attempts to look like they're clapping normally when they really just can't.

2. it could also refer to people who try repeatedly to give each other hi-fives but keep missing or doing it wrong. (an easy way to prevent this from happening is to watch the elbow of the person you're hi-fiving while you hi-five them.)
Pedro kept trying to clap for the dancers, but he couldn't, because he had just banged his hand on the edge of a table, rendering him handiclapped.
by falltothesky January 12, 2008
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a person who is challenged in the action of clapping their hands, due to either an injury to one or both of the hands or the person's level of intelligence.
1.In hurting her hand the hippie became handi-clapped
2. Don't make fun of that kid, he's totally handi-clapped bro.
by DarkChocoFriendOreo November 04, 2007
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1. when a person is unable or incapable of clapping in a conventional way.

if someone has broken their wrist but is at a play and wishes to show their appreciation for the actors, they try to clap but it hurts their wrist. they are then deemed "handiclapped."

*often marked by a person clapping awkwardly or slowly, in attempts to look like they're clapping normally when they really just can't.

2. it could also refer to people who try repeatedly to give each other hi-fives but keep missing or doing it wrong. (an easy way to prevent this from happening is to watch the elbow of the person you're hi-fiving while you hi-five them.)
Pedro kept trying to clap for the dancers, but he couldn't, because he had just banged his hand on the edge of a table, rendering him handiclapped.
by falltothesky January 21, 2008
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