the act of running and jumping around while peeing, keeping one hand on your dick to ensure you dont get pee on yourself. usually the result of you pee spot being exposed, forcing you to run away
i thought that ally was a suitable place to drop trow and pee, but some cops came around the corner, and in an attempt at taking evasive action, i found myself doing the one handed dick dance all the way into the bushes
by DJ BJ REPPIN SF March 14, 2012
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A viral video of a man named John Jacobson doing choreography for together we sing. The video has had over one million views and hundreds of people have remixed it.
“Hey dude watch this super funny video of this guy acting like an absolute insane person”

“Wow that’s super funny! What’s the link?”

“Oh just look up Dream Hands Dance”
by Bored Bitch May 11, 2019
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