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When you haven't ever jacked off
Person #1: are you a hand virgin?

Person #2: no, I jack off every single night
by AllAmericanHottie August 27, 2014
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Jun 17 Word of the Day
Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
by DebSlave June 03, 2018
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Someone who has never spanked the monkey.
Man: Hey, did you hear about (name)?

Man 2: What about him?

Man: He's a hand virgin!
by WeirdEars October 25, 2008
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