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The most loyal guy on earth. Used to refer to a guy you know who would gladly take a bullet for you.
That guy is a fucking hampson man, you better be glad
by Will Hampson February 16, 2004
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A white and fluffy cat that will wake you up with a sound similar to that of a small dying child. "Wowowowowoowowowow!" Until you give him attention
"Oh fuck off hampson its 3 am" *squirts Hampson in the face with a water bottle causing him to perform 3 backflips into the 8th dimension "
by Squirellyburly September 28, 2018
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