A mythical creature which is part Hippo and part Hamster. The Hampo is a water based creature that arises from large goldfish bowls. Initially small in size, once submerged in a tepid bath the Hampo multiplies exponentially and increases rapidly in size. Hampos are self propagating and left unchecked, will completely fill up a residence leaving little room for the occupants

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Verb. The act of leaving an online conversation without telling the person you are talking to that you are leaving.

Hipster;
Hipster=Hippo+Hamster, use different syllables, you get

HAAAAAAAAAAMPO