To eat an obscene amount of ham. Hampage can also pertain to various other types of pork: Porkchops, bacon, ribs, etc.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

1) Going on a rampage with a enormous double-handed warhammer

2) Binging on Pork