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Tits that are so big they feel like a hammer when rested on your face.
Dude Lisa Ann's hammer tits are insane.!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!
by HammerTitties November 09, 2015
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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Very very very very large breasts, that you could fit an enitre hammer inside.
HT for short
Tyler: Man did you see those Hammer Tits!
JD: Yea you could probable fit two hammers in those babys!!
by JD+TR=HT December 15, 2009
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When a girls tits are bigger than her ass and give the look of a hammer and or being top heavy.
Yeooooo that chicks got some hammer tits eh
by Meme Dungeon July 01, 2019
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