1. One who breaks absolutely everything he touches
2. Lil Johnner (JCNem)
Christ hammerhands, you break everything in my apartment
by HumBabe March 06, 2005
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Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.
You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.
by LHC***** March 26, 2010
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Being punched in the butthole.
Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.
by screamingmeme32 November 01, 2014
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Being punched in the butthole.
Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.
by screamingmeme32 November 01, 2014
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When one substitutes Hand sanitizer instead of lotion or a lubricant.
Billy couldn't find any lotion to rub one out so he used some hand hammer juice . It burned but it served the purpose.
by Kellykimhighhoe August 09, 2017
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To hit some one hard af
I’m about to hammer hand this bitch if she keep playing

Imma knock your lights out with these hammer hands
by Eli Globe April 20, 2021
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