by Valmeijita November 25, 2009
by MavGangGang March 08, 2019
by Hammboner November 21, 2004
by Mufasa Smith January 02, 2012
A person who looked to define himself and found a suitable place. HAMM is world traveled but in Utah, semi-curious and yet disinterested, employed not overjoyed, ADHD'd since before children were unnecesarily medicated to correct behavior and curb enthusiasms, down home space cadet, well read, dropped out, and on a plane to switzerland, in his mind. HAMM comes with a cast of usual suspects, including bladegrenade, rio-rye, gogo, nicb, nicp, and, most efficiently, miss gyeong-ja. He lives in a house, never comes home, has a bed and sleeps on the porch.
HAMM suggested the US rename afghanistan afhammistan, and he wants to call namibia hammibia. indeed,
HAMM himself is known by many other names, including but not limited to: hammazillion, hammbillions, hammbone (note the two m's, there is a difference), hammdown, gogogo, needles, and Marvin Gates. Forgive HAMM father, for he knows not what to do.
HAMM himself is known by many other names, including but not limited to: hammazillion, hammbillions, hammbone (note the two m's, there is a difference), hammdown, gogogo, needles, and Marvin Gates. Forgive HAMM father, for he knows not what to do.
by HAMM March 10, 2004
Acronym for "Hot American MeeMaw". A woman who is old, but totally hot, either because she gives great advice, or because despite being old she is still sexy.
by Mabel Hodges May 27, 2008
When you feel the need to jerk off in the school bathroom you ask your teacher to leave class strip in the hallway and hang your cloths over the stall and jerk off until the teacher realizes you have been gone for 45 minutes so then you get caught cracking a nut in the school bathrooms
by Boozle April 13, 2019