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A serious medical disease that makes you have constant mood swings. You will think you are attracted to the same gender and will play with people's feelings
You will be a dick

Cunt face
Titus: I love you so much nonplatonically
Titus 2 minutes later: fuck you hoe, I guess I'm in love with adonai, bye bitch
Girl: I think he has Hammadonitus
by IfYouReadThisYou'reGay October 25, 2019
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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