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Hamish (ˈɑːmɪʃ, ˈæ-)
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To summarise opposing positions existent within a debate, at length, during working hours, without adding new perspectives, and without drawing the debate nearer to a resolution.
e.g. He just totally hamished our decision about which resaurant to go to tonight - i still have no f**king clue where we're meeting

e.g. I'm going to hamish this argument just in case any of you have been in a coma for the last 2 years
by William J Cairo February 21, 2011
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A hamish is a guy who has a low level of self-awareness. He always stares at two girls in particular for extended periods of time and is very creepy. He acts as though girls are some kind of weird creatures that are just there to look pretty for him to stare at. This guy will stare at a lot of people and not know when to break eye contact but stares at girls most often.
Person 1: Hamish is always staring at me in class!
Person 2: ME TOO! it's so weird
Person 1: IKR! It makes me so uncomfortable.
Person 2: same
by knowledgeable queen November 10, 2020
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The term 'Hamish' reffers to a weird little boy who knows too much about computers and electronical goods and has few friends and is generally socially inept.
Hamish Kerr, Boys you find wandering around Harvey Norman, EB Games or hiding in their bedrooms hunched over their one and only love, their computers.
by aaaaaalex. x November 08, 2007
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A person who is deeply unsatisfied after the first orgasm.
He’s going again? Ew, he’s such a Hamish.”
by Discombobulated Bob October 11, 2020
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I am a massive cunt with a massive nose. I love fanny farting and hairy vaginas. i break up with my girlfriends because i am insecure with girls touching the mole on my balls.
Laundimer Head of House Hamish
by Chembo May 20, 2010
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1) Someone with an incredibly large passion for gamins, similar to "Ethan" from cad-comics

2) A potential psychopath whom would kill without emotion

3) A synonym for God

4) An outright asshole
Hamish: I can't fucking wait for Fable 2 to come out! ...And The Outsider..And Halo Wars... And Guild Wars 2... And the New Halo 3 maps... etc.

Hamish: I can take the life of a fly, what's the difference between you and a fly? Die now!

*during Halo* Oh man! How'd you kill me?
Hamish: I'm God

Can you turn your music down?
Hamish: Can you get fucked?
by Volkade January 03, 2008
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