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Hamilton, New Zealand.
The Tron.
City of the Future.
Hams.
Hammy.
H Town.

Birth place of Dick Quax.

Referred to as "the fountain City" based on the strength of its four fountains.

Hamilton is a small city located in the center of New Zealands north island, in a region known as the Waikato, or the Mighty Waikato by the locals.

Home of the Hamilton 400 V8 supercar street race.

Untill recently hamilton held the recored of Chlamydia capital of New Zealand, beaten to this honoray title in 2011 by Tauranga. nice work Tauranga.

Famous for its late night cavalcade of modified fast four and rotarys, on display for both your viewing, and audio pleasure.

Home of such famous Bars as "the outback inn", "bar 101" and "Hush hush" where many student loans are squondered, and teenage pregnancy statistics are created.
Hamilton is most commonlly used as a destination location, as in "Cher, We off to the tron to race the 7 bro, Should be mean!" in Directions, such as "if you hit Hamilton, you have gone too far/turn around and drive the other way!!!!" or in cautionary statements such as "We went out partying at the outback in hamilton last weekend, now it burns when i pee......"
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Someone who wins by sheer luck, usually due to the misfortune of others.

By fair means or foul.
This years wdc is a proper Hamilton.
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Hamilton is a town in South Lanarkshire, in the west side of central Scotland. Its the fifth largest town in Scotland after Paisley, East Kilbride, Livingston and Cumbernauld and is 12 miles south-east of Glasgow and has a population of 49451 people.

It is also.....a dumping ground for alcoholics, junkies and idiots. Fights and poverty are all about the culture of our beloved Hamilton. Hotspots include Whitehill, Fairhill and Hillhouse were if into drugs and knifes then you should definatly take a wander.

The resident neds bring life to this tranquil place (a translator will be required to converse with these young gentlemen and ladies). Best place to mix with the people in Hamilton is at the renowned nightclub, the Hamilton Palace. Feast your eyes on such delights of barely clothed woman and techno lovin' lads...."Cattle market" I hear you say? Why, yes! And thats why we love it so.

So please come visit....
Come to Hamilton...It's a real eye-opener!
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Fucking stanky hellhole. Two major steel companies reside in this shitty industrial city in Southern Ontario. These companies dump innumerable amounts of shit into Lake Ontario - where dead fish now line the shores.
"Dude, where do you live?"
"Hamilton."
".... Shit man. I'm sorry."
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The act of taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes.
That bastard cheated on me! I want to give him an hamilton!

YOU HAVE BROUGHT GREAT SHAME UPON THE TOKIO WEIGHSTATIONARU! LEAVARU BEFORE I GIVE YOU A HAMILTON!
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How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore

And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence impoverished,
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

The ten-dollar founding father without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter

And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away
Across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter

Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain

Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is insane, man
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Get your education, don’t forget from whence you came

And the world is gonna know your name
What’s your name, man?

Alexander Hamilton

Can also be an adorable douche bag
Damn you in worst shape than the national debt is in

Damn you're such a Hamilton sometimes
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the $10 founing father without a father got a lot farther by workin a lot harder by bein a lot smarter by bein self starter by 14 they place his in charge of a trading charter
MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON AND THERES A MILLION THINGS I HAVENT DONE BUT JUST YOU WAIT JUST YOU WAIT
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