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A surprise involving penetrating someone's asshole with a pre-frozen turd. Optimally turd will be made from someone else's shit.
"Hey man, why are you covered in tiny scratches?"
- "Oh I totally hamilton surprised my cat last night, and let me tell you - she was pissed!"
- "Oh I totally hamilton surprised my cat last night, and let me tell you - she was pissed!"
by A|bomb June 03, 2009
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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O man, last night i and my girl had our self one hell of a Hamilton Surprise and we ended up eating w.e was left.
by I POOOON ASS!!! June 08, 2009