A not-quite-believable fake news story, written with the intent to generate views. (AKA clickbait) Usually created from wannabe news organizations, whose journalists may or may not have served jail time.
Wow! That story I read about how to make $10,000/month from repeatedly filing civil lawsuits was sure a Hamer!
by All.Things January 08, 2021
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An uncommon man's name for a unique man. He is often loud in a good way. Passive and care free. He is risky and loves fast cars. His motto is "what's the point in drinking if you aren't gonna get drunk." Hamer is very giving and secretly sensitive.
Wow, Hamer sure has a groovy car.
by Best friends fo life February 03, 2010
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An uncommon man's name for a unique man. He is often loud in a good way. Passive and care free. He is risky and loves fast cars. His motto is "what's the point in drinking if you aren't gonna get drunk." Hamer is very giving and secretly sensitive.
Wow, Hamer sure has a groovy car.
by Best friends fo life February 03, 2010
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A real player. She/He will entice you with good looks and fun personality, and leave you sad, stressed and insane. NEVER fall for a Hamer
Tim - She dumped me after I spent so much time and money getting to know her

Bell - Well, she is one hell of a Hamer
by CrimesAngel January 21, 2018
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Pronounced Hay-Murd

When you are so drunk that you can't say 'hammered' correctly.
"... I'm So... Figgren... Hamered..."
by RVe March 26, 2007
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like a mannerism - reference to a slang word used in Framingham, Massachusetts: a Hamerism within itself.
OppaBomba is a Hamerism because it's definition, although Jamaican, stems from its use in Framingham.
by Justin Obscure March 16, 2007
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Not a very trustworthy person. When you tell them your secrets they tell the person you told specifically not to tell, but despite all the bad they are a very good friend.
If she told your secret, she must be a hamere.
by headlessgiraffe January 19, 2018
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