hamburgler

One who deems it appropriate to burgle ham.

by assclown October 24, 2003

hamburgle

v.; The action pertaining to the theft (or larceny) of one or more hamburgers, cheeseburgers, or other burger derivatives. PAST TENSE: "hamburgled"

Some sneaky bitch just hamburgled my bacon double chee.

by Kurt Yaeger April 30, 2006

hamburgler

the lone rebel who lives only to topple the mcdonalds corporation, since he has no following he only burgles the hamburgers from the local mcdonalds.

the hamburglers cause is a good one but he needs to burgle something else for a change.

by Pyro88 May 17, 2004

Hamburgler

When one recieves a handjob from a girl that not on that night nor anyother has he ever hooked up with. This act is commonly used when the girl is much to of a fugle to hook up with, but you will still gladly recieve a handjob.

Jeff was not attracted to Sarah at all but he still took a hamburgler due to the fact that he hadn't been laid in months.

by Rahdagh August 10, 2009

hamburgler

One who steals someone's anal virginity.

Fred was quite a hamburgler last night with that girl.

by afritz1234 April 17, 2009

hamburgler

someone who steals a hamburger

Stop that hamburgler, he stole my whopper!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Hamburgler

A short, stocky, annoying fellow will pretends to be one's friend, but hides malicious tendencies.

The kid is a little f'n hamburgler

by Street Urchin April 6, 2004