Something which is wonderful in a soup and distressing in a movie. Connotation varies according to the likability of the actor being described, with William Shatner at the affectionate end of the spectrum and David Caruso at the other. See "Shatnering."

to be or act in a hambone like manner

A butt fuck who likes fuck mainly in the butt. He'll tongue punch your fartbox any day. Mainly Ralphs.

Person that is not good enough to start a soccer game. Similar to a bench warmer.

A person who attempted (or was accused of attempting) rape sometime during their highschool career. Whether they attempted the act or not, some drunk female may have accused them of such. In an SNL skit with Will Ferrell, he gives a shoutout to "hambone! check it out! tried to rape a girl in highschool!", and thus this definition.

When you cum in a girls ear, and push her down the stairs.

To go completely HAM ( Hard as a motherfucker). Leaving no prisoners, pillaging everything in its way.