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1. A kilt made of ham
2. A woman's genitals (also, see muff cabbage)
No, Susy can't come to the phone right now, she's cleaning her ham kilt.
by Cam Franklin April 26, 2011
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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