Derived from the phrase, "pepperoni slices" that people used to describe big nipples on a chick. But when u suspect they are even bigger then pepperonis, use Ham Slices instead.

The act of being beyond shit faced. Like without a doubt wasted, on the floor, should not drive, fucked up.

; to get drunk

Tight vagina
synonyms: tight
antonyms: see roastbeefer

When your ballbag is stuck to your leg. Trying to peel your ballsack off your leg is like trying to part two slices of pre-packed cooked ham.