That pose you do when you accidentally fall on your crush and you’re in this sexual pose and you try to get up but you just keep touching them ak
Oh damn I’m in a ham sandwich right now
by Scoober Dubber December 12, 2018
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Getting surprisingly blacked out when you didn’t plan to.
I got ham sandwiched last night, and I only asked for a grilled cheese.
by Kayla Kix January 26, 2021
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When you get pumped so hard that your vagina turns into a ham sanwich.
‘I got absolutely ham sandwiched last night
by thisiserin June 29, 2018
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When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.
I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy
by BrendoWithTheExtendo November 28, 2017
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When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.
She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.
by Booshaker February 27, 2016
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